#signedtoyoungmoney

^^^That, my dear friends is a hash tag. Those of us who are Twitter savvy know that that hashtag plus those words = a Trending Topic. Bear with me, while I break it down for these Twitter-less losers. That TT {keep up} came about earlier this week after news that Bow Wow, or Niatia Kirkland if you wanna get all technical and shit, was signed to Young Money/Cash Money, drug money, bail money, diaper money, the list goes the fuck on forever...

Good God, that news hit Twitter faster than your local dope boy hits the corner when the 1st of the month makes its debut{Re-up game proper}. You couldn't escape that shit... And it broke my heart. JungMulah is already full to the brim with irrelevant ass rappers. {What the fuck is a Mack Maine?!?!} But at least they're talented. Nicki Minaj has a great mixtape out that everybody should go cop {Cuz an album is not going to happen, no matter how mixed you are Onika Maraj} Being irrelevant AND untalented is a crime against humanity for which all offenders should be stoned. {Thats half of the music industry gone right there..} So for BOW WOW {Yeah,this nigga} to be signed to YM with no actual talent to speak of and his last hit being Marco Polo -_- its hard to understand why Sweet merciful Jesus would allow such a move. Heavy in these Twitter streets, Bow Weezy let us know that he's been affiliated with Ass Cash and Gas Money for years now and that his move was bound to happen. And maybe we should be celebrating because he actually has a dick-dealer mentor again. Or maybe we should be sad because he's about to start making music again. He's already 2 steps ahead of his game already and has made a new song on his Macbook about a certain "Smile With Your Eyes" Model/"Actress"/Talk show host {Not Wendy, that other tall, wig-wearin heffa}
{Peep his stee-lo} <=== Exhibit A! This is how I know his career is on a treadmill, goin nowhere fast. He dedicates a song to Tyra "Lightbulb-head game proper" Banks... Clearly he has no standards. Cash money instead of Young Money??? Tyra Banks?? That mis-guided youth is on a slippery slope and him joining YM won't nothing but a shove downhill...

And speakin of shoving stuff, Chris Stokes most succesful unwilling concubine, Omarion was recently "released" from his contract at YM. I have a couple of concerns about this latest piece of who the fuck cares:

1. Raise your hand if you knew this nigga was signed to Young Money in the first place... Yeah, I thought so. Last we heard he was still singing about how them B2K boys had broke-de-ded his heart and he would never be able to love anyone else{Ice Box game precise}. And that Face Off shit he did with Bow Wow don't count. That CD prolly didn't even sell enough to go Plastic.
   
2. It was just announced A WEEK ago that O was even affiliated with YM, and he asked to be released got pushed gets dropped that fast?? Its virtually IMPOSSIBLE to be released from a binding contract that fast. Its niggas still tryna get released from some life-sentence style contract {Every artist that signed to Bad Boy in the 90's and up until now, how you dewwin??} That sound like some messy shit to me...
   
3. Word on the block is that the cause for his removal was that he was caught leaking an upcoming song. I call BULLSHIT. Thats not even a lead in to something else, I just call BULLSHIT. What a terrible fuckin excuse.
   
4. How kan I fall or get dropped when lam "gravity"...and jah is by my side being tha force that's driving and parachuting my arriving plateau 6:59 AM Aug 20th from UberTwitter Blatant misspelling is one of my many pet peeves. But anyhoo, I just want to direct your attention to the portion of the Twitter update when he refers to himself as "gravity" BOY STOP! This was his first response to what must have been a high demand for answers. THIS was his first response. Of all the things he could have said to smooth the situation over, he turned off his spell-check and turns on his "They gon quote this shit" swagg. Nigga please. The attempt at being profound is a fail that shakes me to my core. GTFOH Omarion, please. If you're prone to saying shit like this all the time then I see why they drop-kicked your ass out the club-house...

I don't know what the fuck is goin on over on that side of town but Hey Mr. Carter you and your associates need to get that shit tight. You droppin these niggas like hot potatos, and pickin the rotton apples and tryna sell em to us is not going to work. Wayne at this point in your life/career you need to be making smarter decisions. What with your incoming litter, you need to be hangin with muh'fuckas that might be willing to change a few diapers and warm up that similac when its feeding time. Omarion seems like the kind of girl who'd be willing to play Super Nanny. Bow Wow is a dramatic cunt with a short temper{pun intended}. You might as well leave your kids with Kanye West. I hope YM actually makes something of all this new-found lime-light. If they fade back into obscurity in a couple weeks Imma be mad that I even wasted a post on this shit....

these niggas look like a bunch of orpahns searching for a home.