Poor Lil Tink Tink Chapter II: Take over, your break's over....

Did you guys get the Fallout Boy reference?? If so then you can obviously you can see where I'm going with this..


Please excuse the distraught tone you hear in this entry yall, I still haven't completely recovered from the series of unfortunate events known as Wheel Chair Drizzy's summer 09, which is why I didn't do a post about his biggest fail whale until now :(

I come here to cope with the happenings, both good and bad, that my favorite celebrities go through. This is my pop culture therapy so to speak, so here I find myself again, typing my sadness away while consuming my 3rd pack of ho-ho's {Downright shameful}


Now go back with me, to earlier this summer when Drake performed at the.... B.E .. That award show. As you recall, he performed on a stool{??} and no one could figure out why?? We thought he might have been getting ahead of himself as an artist. The buzz was going to his head. Was he too cool to shuck and jive like his counter-part, Weezy "Sperm game proper" F. Baby?? Nah, that couldn't be it. After the Hoodrat Happenings that occured on June 28 it was revealed that Knee break Drake had torn his ACL and could barely walk. Ahhhh okay, that explained everything. {Except that constant Droopey Dog expression on his face} So we fell back and awaited his return. It came to light that his first official video for "Best I Ever Had" was soon to see the airwaves and we couldn't wait! Especially after we heard that Kanye "Sugar Daddy game precise" West was set to direct.... Well, we all know what a fail whale that was, no need to re-hash to ugly details...


And then, OH WOE IS ME, that man took a tumble more epic than the time that hefty young lady commited treason against that poor helpless piece of furniture!! refresher

It was bad news for that kid from Ontario. I meant Toronto^_^ Not only did he hit the ground stumbling in front of thousands, but he hurt himself so bad that he couldn't even 2 step on stage with his goon to a goblin running mate on tour. Come to find out, you're supposed to give an injury that serious more than 2 weeks notice. HUH.. Who knew?? I took this shit hard though. Fallen Idol syndrome or whatever the fuck... Alls I know is, he's killin me wit these mishaps.. Because I'm not done. On the ground look down......

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Clearly this is joke {<==That was me trying to convince myself as well as you, the reader}. I.... I really don't even know what to say.... There are so many things that are un-right about this picture I don't know where to start... But now I see what everybody is talkin about. Drake is NOT good-looking. He's talented as hell. But he looks like Frankenstein's illegetimate half-Jewish child. And he seems to be surrounded by other creatures like himself. Not a good lookin dude at the table...

I plan on ending this session of my latest hour of therapy with more lamenting.... Why is it that Drake, who can do no wrong in the hip-hop community, keeps fuckin up in the media. Wack ass videos, terrible stage performances, his face.... Why won't he pull it together?!?!?! I love him with all that my nigga essence has to offer, but he's hurting me with all this coonery. I want you to be great Aubrey Graham!! You have to want it to, or this shit will never work. Maybe you should go back to mixtapes for a while. At least until after your surgery. You could rap about all your latest mishaps... So Far, No Good anyone??

Poor Lil Tink Tink...

http://globalgrind.com/content/792070/Drake-quotBest-I-Ever-Hadquot/

**Please note that the above video is just collateral damage from whats sure to be a 20 car pile-up of a fail formerly known as Drake Drizzy Rodger's career.

Okay, so maybe thats a bit to harsh but I gotta say, yall boy Aubrey been fuckin up as of late. Okay so again, that might be a step to far. What I think it really could be is that it's one too many fuck ups within the span of such a short time. I mean he just bombed his debut performance at the Hoodrat Awards that aired on Sunday, and here we are on Thursday, reveling in an abundance of T & more T with the release of Drake's video for "Best I Ever Had".



Now I can openly admit to being a HUGE Drake stan, because he's still a talented artist despite his past couple of "Playas fuck up too" moments. But his most recent decisons have made me sit back and wonder what the fuck he was thinkin about...

But he isn't to be burdened with ALL the fault, yall know a nigga like Drake rolls deep and it aint no fun if the homies can't have none, or untill the homies fuck up what you got til its gone.... Lets asses some of the damage shall we??

For his first "official" video, Drake decided to give Kanye the reigns and enjoy being in the spot-light for once, and while you might think this a wonderful opportunity that is sure to be a cornicopia of creativity, high-fashion, and Amber Rose, you would be wrong to think so... There was hardly no creativity to speak of {think Degrassi: Bigger, Blacker, and Uncut}, Drake and his video hoochies looked regular as hell, and I didn't see Amber's T or A not one damn time!!!! Kanye didn't do shit for us but serve up a big ass plate full of Titty Salad!! The video didn't have a damn thing to do with the song, and wit all them sweater puppets dancin around I almost forget what song the video was for. I feel bad because I used to like the song before all the major radio stations got a hold of it, and I was really excited about the video, and to finally see that soft-core, fetish tom-foolery Ye tried to sell us is dis-heartning because I already know BET aint gon go nowhere near that shit. They know they're on their last leg with the public right now, but I'm pretty sure MTV will find a place for the video in their late night/early morning rotation.

I recently theorized that all of Drake's fans should chip in and get the boy some Zoloft because he is clearly down in the dumpy-dumps and he's taking it out on his career, and thats not how its supposed to end. So all of you out there who, like me, still keep So Far Gone in heavy daily rotation and know that he has so much more to offer us, lets just hold hands and sing an inspirational song with the hope that Drizzy hears our pleas and gets his shit together for the sake of humanity!!!

"THE SUN'LL COME OUT, TOMORROW. BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR THAT TOMORROOOOOOOOOWWWW...."