Itchy Kitchy BeyGaga Dada

And so the Creole Lady Marmalade crack us fiends have been waiting for has finally flooded the block. We've been runnin our asses down to the welfare for about a month waiting for this video. Here now is my commentary.



So the movie video starts out with Lady Hell Nah being escorted into a co-ed prison. (You aint gon tell me other wise, I know what I saw) and being stripped down in a cell.
Sidebar: They wipe you down with a high pressure hose before you go in, so why Gaga still look dirty??
Side Sidebar: Why is she always gettin sexually harassed and stripped down in her videos? Her Elmer's Glue flesh tone be takin me under.

So for the first three minutes Gaga is giving us the jail house blues, except she didn't have any phone books taped to her body to protect her neck, and I saw not one shank. But that anal-rape anxiety was in the air though, I know I was afraid for mine.
Hulk Hogan ass bitches liftin weights on the yard, and I swear on everything I love, that was Sam Ronson kissing on Gaga.
Some kind of UFC cunt fest fight happened and then Gaga got a call.(PHONE CHECK NIGGA!!)
Her bail has been posted and she's on the way home. But please take notice to the CO that was on a dating website called Plenty Of Fish. SLAIN!

Queen Lobster Bisque shows up in the Pussy Wagon (Yall don't know shit about that) on some ole Dominatrix shit. They wasted a honey bun, and was talking some kind of noise about broken mirrors and crack and cheeseburgers and other shit, I don't know....

They wind up at some diner, where Beyowulf's pimp is waiting on his money. For some reason Gaga is workin the sandwich line in a Saran Wrap style outfit. What we didn't know was that BeyBey was fixin to shaaaaaave kill Mister. Gaga and Bey poison poor Tyrese Gibson and his 1975 Dolemite mustache, along with the rest of the patrons in the restaurant. And then the sickos do an 8-count around the bodies.(How dreadful). As they make their escape in the Pussy Wagon, they make plans to go "Far far away from here"(Canada?) To be continued... Or so you think...

A couple of things before we part:
1)Lady Gaga is Not Safe For Life. Creatively crazy but just Not Safe. For anything.
2)Bey's Rosie The Riveter bangs make my acid reflux act up =/
3)This video was nice, not worth all the anticipation, but it was nice.

I aint got shit else to say. Leave yo comments, questions, and concerns.. At the door cuz I don't give a damn :) LOL just funnin. Tell me what you think. About the video, not my damn blog... TTFN